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Memo (urgent)

Memorandum to: Haj_O
From: Haj_O
Date: 12.12.2007
Subject: Alzheimer and what u have 2 do tomorrow; confirming the memo immediatly !


I have noticed, that your weakness is going more and more worse by the days
passing by and your increasing age.
So it is highly recommended to read this memo, to understand this memo,
to read it twice and to do all things which are listened below; also to confirm
afterwards, that you have done and understood all instructions properly.
Please confirm afterwards!

1) important! ---> write down all the instructions you did during this procedure!
2) start to pick up paper and pen, write down: now i have paper and pen
3) read the memo properly, just write down: yes, i read it.
4) read the memo again and go on on here: go to the bedroom and adjust your alarmclock to 6:30 morning
5) write down when your alarm-clock is adjusted properly to the right time
6) check the time of your alarm-clock and write it down
7) compare the time u adjusted the alarm-clock with the time listed under 4)
8) confirm just with writing down: yes, correct adjustment
9) brush your teeth and gotoAndSleep(); : if _var_teeth.clean gotoAndWriteDown: teeth == o.k.;
10) sleep now; this you don´t have to write down
11) if you are awake now, pleas confirm: i am awake now
12) dress up, take the small coffee i prepared in the thermos-flask and go to school now
13) lock the door, go to the bus and tell the bus-driver " kick me out at the FH-Dornbirn, i am oblivious
14) confirm that you are on the way, writing: i am on the way to school
15) after the busdriver kicked you out at school, go to the classroom B407
16) confirm, when you reached this classroom, enter it and write down: i am in now!
17) sit down properly and don´t chat with your classmates
18) confirm: i am not chatting and sitting properly
19) listen to the teacher and do what she tells you during the lesson
20) confirm that u did everything properly during the lesson writing: yes, i was doing everything properly
21) can u hear the bell ringing?
22) confirm, if you heard the bell ringing: yes, the bell rang
23) gotoAndMoveTo.D202(); function=wait {wait.till.teacher.comes};
24) confirm your waiting, write down; i am waiting in D202
25) take your next lesson and confirm: i am in the next lesson
26) same as at point 21) to 22)
27) confirm it: yes i did
28) gotoAndWaitForBus; gotoBus; funktion=step() {step_in.Bus_Nr_56};
29) confirm when you are in the bus 56; write down: i am in now
30) tell the bus-driver " i am a bit obliviouse and kick me out at the Kirchplatz"
31) confirm when u arrived the Kirchplatz and gotoHome(_immediatly);
32) confirm when u arrived at home, writing down: i am at home now
33) sit down and wait till i come back home, confirm: sitting / waiting
34) make an email with all your confirmations and send to: haj_O@students.fhv.at
35) press send-button
36) confirm, that you sent the email, sending another email to: haj_O.@students.fhv.at
37) just wait for me.
38) confirm it via email, same under point 36)


Thank you for your attention and just wait.
Nothing else do!


with best regards,
H


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